The mother, Tracy McConnell, being awesome at Robots vs. Wrestlers.
And I carried it with me when she got sick. Even then, in can what only be called the worst of times, all I could do is thank God. Thank every God there is or ever was or will be and the whole universe and anyone else I can possibly thank.
“I went through a really good-looking phase from birth to 9. And then things went crazy. I don’t know what happened, but between 9 and 14 it was really, really rough. I didn’t have a lot of friends. The only ones who were nice to me were the theater kids. And they were like, ‘You can come and join us. No one likes us."
HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 2)
What Barney didn’t know is that Robin begged Coulson’s team to inject the GH-325 drug into his system to prevent him from dying years ago. She promised to look after him for the rest of his life and look out for possible negative side effects of the drug, without Barney ever finding out about any of it since it’s a classified, SHIELD-member-only information. Scared that one information may lead him to another, and scared of where he may end up in, Robin did what she thinks is best when she found out he knew about her identity as Agent Maria Hill: She distanced herself away from him so he could go on with his life as she look after him and keep him safe from afar.
I love you. I’m always gonna love you, til the end of my days and beyond. You’ll see.
Kids, there’s more than one story of how I met your mother. You know the short version, the thing with your mom’s yellow umbrella, but there’s a bigger story…